Markus

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Markus
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Biographical info
Physical description
Species Human
Gender Male
Skin color White
Hair color Green
Eye color Green
Personal information
Occupation Trolls
Affiliation The Trolls
Allies The Trolls, Underbite Troll, Silver, Jayce, Fish and Pork (Begrudgingly)
Enemies Fantasy Starwars Crue, Fist in Poo Clan
Traits
Likes Bing
Dislikes Word bubbles covering his own, Yahoo
Weapons/powers Trolling
Appearances
First appearance Chapter 6, Page 3
(TGT)
TAoUBT, Page 1
Last appearance Chapter 8, Page 6
(TGT)
TAoUBT, Page 22
Status
 
Deceased; shot in the head with a pistol by Jacko the Troll
In real life
First appearance Tails Gets Trolled
Chapter 6, Page 3 (2012)
Franchise Tails Gets Trolled
I've never heard of anything so stupid... You need help, you and your mentally retarded Justin Bieber loving penis.
Markus chatting with Underbite Troll, The Adventures of the Underbite Troll, Page 11

Markus is a Troll that appears in Tails Gets Trolled and The Adventures of Underbite Troll. He is the best friend, roommate and possible lover of the Underbite Troll. Not much is known about his past.

Appearance

Markus wears a blue tank top and has messy, lime green hair. In his first appearances in Tails Gets Trolled, Markus appears to have a massive nose that is sized down during his appearances in The Adventures of Underbite Troll.

History

The Troll Off

After hearing of rumors being spread regarding he and Underbite's sexuality by Butter Tits and The Dick Taker, the two of them went to troll them in revenge. Unlike future Troll Offs, Markus contributed more insults and even triggered Butter Tits. Not long after, the two stopped at Jayce's Shop, where he learned of the Trolling Tournament, an event in which several two-person Troll teams engage in a Troll Off with each other and eventually face off with Troll Face in order to become "Godlike" Trolls. He and Underbite went to sign up, but much to their chagrin, the name they wanted to enter - the Underbite Squad - had been taken by Butter Tits and the Dick Taker. As a result, they took a new name - the BiteUnder League.

The very next day, Markus went out swimming that morning and came across the PandaUtters, a pair of female celebrity Trolls. Underbite Troll was first reluctant to allow them into their residence, but after some convincing, they were allowed in. Later on, he and Biter Un witnessed the suicide and subsequent tea-bagging of a suicidal Troll. Because of this, the BiteUnder League were hit with a wave of existential thoughts about how their trolling effects people. The two rationalized the events at hand by saying it was the suicide victim's cat that made him jump out of the window and then vowed to never own a cat. Only minutes later, he observed one half of the Fist in Poo Clan urinate on his friend's face while attempting to fornicate with a rabbit. He laughed at this, but told the two zoophiles that they would need luck tomorrow and also recommended they look up porn to get an idea of how sex actually works.

Cheese appears as Markus badmouths Yahoo.

Shortly before the Troll Off, he and Underbite clashed with each other and talked about Justin Bieber. During the Troll Off, he couldn't do much because before he could even finish his sentence, Underbite Troll unleashed a storm of insults that likely would have caused the Fist in Poo Clan to end their existences had they actually possessed minds. He did, however, encourage Underbite Troll during the battle. Afterwards, he and Underbite Troll encountered the Fantasy Starwars Crue for the first time, claiming that they were "Star Wars homo fanboy trolls". A few hours later, the duo returned to their home to find Fish and Pork foraging their house for items. They were disgusted at them at first, but decided to join them in spying other houses. There, they discovered that the Crue were obsessed with Underbite Troll. The house's occupants soon returned and Markus was thrown out of the window (and afterwards, he was apparently tea-bagged, likely by the Teabagger Troll).

The next morning, the two of them went to take a picture to make a poster for the Trolling Championship. What happens next in the contest is unknown, as he and Underbite's spinoff ends here.

Final Hours

An indeterminate amount of time later, the former BiteUnder League once again visited Jayce's Stand before meeting Silver. He was ecstatic when Silver accepted Underbite Troll's request for a Troll Off, even screaming the words TROLL OFF like he had done before. Later that day, he and Underbite Troll spread the word of this supposed legendary Troll (that being Silver) and later allowed he and his friends to enter their home. Unfortunately, he would die that morning when Jacko the Troll shot him in the head during a raid on their house.

Personality

Like Underbite Troll, Markus is one of the more decent Trolls, even expressing concern over Underbite Troll's racism (though he may have been sarcastic). He was more outgoing than his counterpart and also more muscular as well as being able to accept change more easily. He was also apparently fond of swimming.

Abilities

Markus has not been involved in many battles, so it is known if he possesses physical abilities of note. He does however appear to be a skilled troll, though not on the level of his friend Underbite.

Trivia

  • He is not named until the Underbite Troll spinoff.