|Skin color||White, pink (Staph)|
|Occupation||Defender of Troll City|
|Allies||Jill, ToopToop, Narrow, Kit|
|Enemies||Troll City attackers|
|First appearance||Chapter 22, Page 10|
|Last appearance||Chapter 22, Page 11|
|In real life|
|First appearance||Tails Gets Trolled|
Chapter 22, Page 10 (2017)
|Franchise||Tails Gets Trolled|
|“||Dude.. You're like a Bronze 5 running on 300 ping and I'm like a Plat 1 running on 20 ping, ya dumb shit.. let me in!||”|
|Staph, Chapter 22: The conclusion Part 2, Page 11|
Staph is one member of The Neighborhood Watch. He is a large man and a gamer.
Staph is a large, burly man with purple skin (though he appears white in one panel on Page 10 of Chapter 22) and black hair/beard. He appears to be somewhat obese, and wears a green shirt with dark blue pants.
It is unknown when Staph first met the other members, but it is shown that after meeting the others, Staph grew close to his friends and to Troll City. Staph first appears in person during Chapter 22: The conclusion Part 2, Page 10 alongside other members of the Watch. He and his allies attempt to enter Troll Fortress to help in the battle but they are then stopped by the local guards. Staph is disgusted when he is informed of Troll Face's new law to enter, which requires rimjobbing him in order to get a pass.
Staph appears to be into gaming as he uses gaming related lingo in his speech, describing himself as a "Plat 1 running on 20 ping". He also is shown to have a fondness of Troll City despite Kit's feelings. Despite being a part of the Troll City he does not appear to be as sexually depraved as other denizens, as he is disgusted by the thought of needing to give Troll Face a rimjob to enter the Fortress.
It is unknown if Staph has any special powers of note.
|Characters||Alex • Aubrey Cat • Austim Squad (Machick and O) • Brothers from another Mother gang (Toke and Kei-so) • Chris-chan madness (Goobie and Varic) • The fantasy starwars Crue (Bill and Dill) • Eddy • fish and pork (Sirpigsalot and Mysushi) • Fist in Poo Clan • Garry • General Plastro • Grapeface • Hailyon • Henry • Hindo • Jacko the Troll • Kario • Kermit (ex) • Leon • Lowtax • Markus • Marley • PandaUtters • Pori • Retard Double Threat (Butter Tits and the Dick Taker) • Shadow (ex) • Troll Face • Troll King • Underbite Troll • Vageness (See also: List of bit characters)|
|Misc.||Troll City • Troll Fortress • Trolling|